House cleaning

People often ask me, "Chris, how do you, a professional artist and game developer, keep you bathroom tile so sparkling and new looking? I scrub and scrub, but nothing seems to work!" Well, here's a little trick I've learned that you can try at home.

The next time you are sorting your junk mail, check the credit card offers for those fake cards that are often included. You know the ones...the AmEx with "Your Name Here" printed on the bottom. Set it aside and save it the shower.

The next time you are in the shower and notice some unsightly soup scum build up, pull out your little Visa or Mastercard and scrape away! Years of buildup can be eradicated in seconds with a few strokes of one of these durable plastic cards. If the card does break, don't worry! A replacement scraper will be delivered to your home free of charge in about a week!

It's like Netflix for your bathroom tile.